guy: so yeah, like, its Alice In Wonderland but with a dark-
me: [already asleep]
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guy: it’s a fairy tale, but it’s a retelling where there are no happy en–
me: [literally in a coma]
Girl: so it’s a classic fairytale, but instead of Prince Charming the princess will be kissed awake by a female knight.
Me: [Awakens from an eternal death sleep] Go on.
Yo ok what if there was a Cinderella story where Cinderella is a trans woman and that’s really why her stepmom treats her like shit and won’t let her go to the ball and when the prince and his men come around looking to try the slipper on every woman in the land her stepmom tells the prince there aren’t any women left in the house because she insists that Cinderella is a man, but Cinderella comes out and the prince recognizes her and says something along the lines of “well I’d say that’s a woman if I ever saw one”
That would explain the shoe size not being common among women as well.
BRUH
So I saw the new Cinderella movie today and...
- Cinderella: (To Stepmother) I forgive you.
- Little girl behind me: I don't.
I crave your body next to mine, not sex, but the intimacy of your skin on mine. To have my legs tangled up with yours, to feel your breath on my cheek, to have your fingers write letters in my hair, and to feel your heartbeat against mine beneath these sheets. I would like to have your hands hold mine and your mouth sing my name, just the innocence of being next to each other is enough for me.
It’s fucked up to know that I will never get to roll in bed to find your sleeping face next to mine. I will never get to kiss you in the rain and tell the whole world that you’re mine. I won’t get any of these things because you’re not mine, you never were mine. You see, you tell me that you love me but I see the way you look at her. I know deep inside you miss her and is hoping that someday she’ll come back. And it’s so fucked up that I’m still here hoping that you’ll forget her and want me instead.
I want to know if she’s really better than me. (via iloveyouforeverandmore)
Hey! I’m auditioning for the part of Cinderella and I’ll be singing TiK ToK by Ke$ha
story time
- so during this show
- (cinderella)
- (i was a stepsister)
- we made a bet
- it was a bet on me
- but not some wishy washy bet for a sandwhich deal
- this was real life
- this was money
- and the bet was that I could not touch every butt of every person in the show
- (every butt)
- i took the challenge immediately
- (i am not weak)
- but I had to do it all in one show
- and i had
- 10 minutes
- (10 minutes of time when i was not onstage)
- so what is a girl to do
- i can not touch every butt backstage
- (every butt)
- i had limited time
- i had to get
- creative
- i get the techies first
- it took me the whole ten minutes
- (they run fast)
- and I get the extras and some others in the dance sequence
- (multitasking)
- but here’s the thing
- now I have to get the main actors
- how will she do it?
- you ask
- well
- i will tell you
- i’ll tell you how i did it
- it’s called acting
- i touched the butts
- onstage
- (all of the butts)
- i touch the prince’s servant’s butt on my way onstage
- (a light tap)
- (too fast for the naked eye to see)
- oh but he felt it
- he knew
- he knew i was out for the butts
- (every butt)
- i saw the fear in his eyes
- no
- he mouths to me
- but it is too late
- i’ve gone too far
- i must not stop
- twenty minutes until the end
- i must work fast
- i touch my stepsister’s butt
- she is not surprised
- she has bet money on this
- (she knows what i am capable of)
- i touch my stepmother’s butt
- she is standing
- she forgets her line
- (she has lost seven dollars)
- and now things become
- difficult
- i am on the floor of the stage
- (for the scene)
- and the prince
- (the next victim)
- (he has bet against me)
- he is standing above me
- facing away from me
- butt first
- this is my chance
- it is now or never
- i put a hand on the back of his leg
- he knows
- he is speaking
- his voice cracks
- he smells defeat
- his defeat
- my hand ventures up
- (towards the butt)
- he begins to sing
- i touch the butt
- (every butt)
- i have won
- he stumbles over a word
- he is the loser
- the curtain closes
- i have done it
- all that is left is the wedding scene
- i have touched all the butts
- (every butt)
- i can’t believe you got cinderella’s butt
- one says backstage
- my heart stops
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOy6hqzfsAs
- i have not gotten the last butt
- (the most precious butt)
- i cannot do it
- i think
- i am in a quick change
- (another girl’s hands are down my pants)
- i cannot do this during the wedding scene
- but i will not lose
- i have come so far
- i stop
- your shoes
- the techie says
- i cannot come back
- it must be done
- i walk
- no
- i run
- to the next room
- cinderella is there
- wearing a tan leotard
- this is it
- i think
- i do not know this girl well
- (she is catholic)
- god forgive me for the sin i am to commit
- i whisper
- (i cross my chest)
- the time has come
- a crowd has circled around the room
- they are watching
- waiting
- cinderella does not know
- she has not yet truly been exposed to the world and its horrors
- (she will be)
- i stop
- i am so close
- i do it
- both hands are on the butt
- (the most precious butt)
- i have done it
- i’m sorry
- i say
- it had to be done
- don’t stop
- she says
- what
- i say
- i did not expect this
- a variable has been thrown into the equation
- (the butt equation)
- i like it
- she says
- she looks back at me
- i look at her
- (ten seconds until curtain)
- she does not blink
- (nine seconds)
- i do not know what to do
- (eight seconds)
- my hands are still on the butt
- (seven )
- i want to move them but i cannot
- (six)
- i am not wearing shoes
- (five)
- the stage manager busts in
- (saved by the manager)
- the next five seconds are a blur
- my hands are no longer on the butt
- (i don’t know how)
- i am on stage
- i am not wearing shoes
- the theatre teacher is in the audience
- she knows
- she sees
- this is the end
- i think
- it was worth it
- i bow
- i am smiling
- i have won
Waiting for you is like waiting for rain in a drought – useless and disappointing.
Unknown (via quotethatword)
THIS IS NOT UNKNOWN THIS IS HILARY DUFF SPEAKING TO CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY IN A CINDERELLA STORY DO NOT DISHONOR THIS MOVIE THANK YOU
(via waakeme-up)
Anonymous asked:
It's 9:17pm and I can't stop thinking about how I fucked up everything. Your heart and mine. You've hidden your scars much better than I have. Mine are littered about all over my body. Hopefully no one asks about you, I think I might break even more.
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